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Wedding mix-up … cake disaster
A NEWLY-WED couple choked with embarrassment when their wedding cake turned out to be made of POLYSTYRENE.
Bride Aimee West had paid £270 in advance for a three tier sponge decorated with white and dark chocolate icing and flowers.
But she was stunned when just as she cut into it with groom Tony, [...]

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